Six Wishes

By middlepoet

I wish I were black

Can’t you tell?

Black is cool,

it’s chic, hip, in.

Oppression is very twenty-first century.

I wish I were white,

I wish my inside matched my outside,

my passion for equality would be seen as admirable.

I have always wanted to be rich like white people,

to be innocent like white people.

I wish I were an Asian woman.

To live with every guy of every color,

longing to bag me, the exotic beauty.

I would give massages and bend to their every whim,

it is the Asian woman’s duty to serve.

I wish I were gay,

being gay would be absolutely fabulous.

I would have better fashion sense and constant sex.

All day long I would chase after straight men,

that’s what a gay guy does.

I wish I were Latino,

as a Latino I would eat great food.

I could dance up a storm,

be en fuego in bed,

no man can compare to the Latin lover.

I wish I were a foreigner,

than I could laugh at American ignorance.

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